Oh how can you cope
with that dope?

It's in my scope
to cope
with ze pope dope

Someone, hand a rope
to that poor pope...

Nope
you won't, I hope

Then at least hand them some soap!

Soap?
Your rhymes are going down ze slope

At least there's no need for me to mope
over that stetoscope
when ze pope is goin' down the slope
and you're out of hope

... and out of soap

I can see it all in your horoscope.
Oh, what a poor dope!

I träet tukt
av Jesu ris,
i fittan fukt
från kuk av is.

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